A Few More Things You Shouldn't Do in Valdosta

The most endless feature of this column is the quest to come up with a list of 100 Things You Cannot Do In Valdosta. The list currently stands at 50 items after a long-overdue pruning to get rid of out of date items, politicians who were hounded out of office, or people who died and ruined our fun.

Here are some items I am thinking of adding. The silly poll hanging out somewhere to your left on this page will let you vote on the ones you like best. If you want to add your own, vote for other and the software will let you add one. Comments are also allowed. With all these options, we do limit you to one set per customer.

• Start a brawl (or join one) at First Friday Celebrations downtown.


• Tell Reverend Rose you are not the son or daughter of a slaveowner.


• Hack the Valdosta Daily Times website during an election.


• Name a Parking Garage after Former VSU President Ron Zaccari.


• Tell your friends you know where the Olive Garden is going to be built


• Ask what are those big pointy things are outside of the arts center

Send me your suggestions!

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